REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO!

DOWNLOAD :  Gettin the farwood off the truk

MEGA HERTZ :  When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISC :  Whacha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM :  That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE :  Gettin home in the wintertime

PROMPT :  Whut the mail ain't in the wintertime

WINDOWS :  Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN :  Whut to shut when it's blak fly season

BYTE :  Whut them dang flys do

CHIP :  Munchie fer the TV

MICRO CHIP :  Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM :  Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX :  Old Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP :  Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD :  Whar ya hang the dang truk keys

SOFTWARE :  Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE :  Whut eats the grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME :  Holds up the barn ruf

PORT :  Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER :  Northener talk fer C'mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY :  When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the
rifle when yore wife asks

MOUSE PAD :- Hippie talk fer the rat hole.