DOWNLOAD : Gettin the farwood off the truk

MEGA HERTZ : When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISC : Whacha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM : That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE : Gettin home in the wintertime

PROMPT : Whut the mail ain't in the wintertime

WINDOWS : Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN : Whut to shut when it's blak fly season

BYTE : Whut them dang flys do

CHIP : Munchie fer the TV

MICRO CHIP : Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM : Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX : Old Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP : Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD : Whar ya hang the dang truk keys

SOFTWARE : Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE : Whut eats the grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME : Holds up the barn ruf

PORT : Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER : Northener talk fer C'mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY : When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks

MOUSE PAD :- Hippie talk fer the rat hole.