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Pumping Gas Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary`s hometown
They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The
attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple`tank.
As he is doing this,he looks into the passenger window.`Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?`he
asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple leaves.As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at
Hillary. `You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if
you had married him,` he says smugly.Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. The she replies, `Well I guess you`d be pumping gas and he would be the President.`